DE OSCARS Y POLICIA DE FASHION....

Hola, como prometido escribiendo en espanol. Este Domingo tratamos de ver los Oscar sin dormirnos. Debo decir la verdad : PORFAVOR devuelvan a Ellen el ano que viene porque zzzzz.
Empezemos con la alfombra roja (#redcarpet) , una cosa que note de la cobertura del canal E!, el hecho de que Guliana este en un estudio transmitiendo con nada menos que la Khloe , why< Porque? Eso fue una tortura. Directamente tendria que haber estado Hello Ross and Kelly. Hablando de Guliana , ella si que tuvo una semana fuerte, como dije por Twitter si hubiese estado Joan no habria disculpas de su parte. Y que me dicen de Kathy la Griffin, mutis, nada, ni una palabra.
Esa si que es inteligente. Bueno mientras tanto la Srta.Kelly decidio renunciar de Fashion Police , Bravo! Porque pobrecita con ese pulover rallado y pollera de flores y pelo purpura. OMG. Basta.
Ahora lo interesente va ser el o la reemplazante. Pero porfavor E! NO KARDASHIANS. please , porfavor!
Esta semana , lo hago breve, porque no estoy acostumbrada a escribir en castellano.
Poblacion latina: quiero sugerencia de que escribir, que tema les gustaria.???
Dejenme saber en la seccion comments debajo!!
Un beso
xo +latinabug nj

foto de Srta. Kelly desnuda- no mas fashion 

The Gym CHRONICLES PART 2...

what I think about while on treadmill 

You can tell a lot by how people behave at the gym. Take for example me and my love /hate relationship with NYSC. Lets talk about memberships, well ladi-da minding my own business, when one day going to the gym and in my mailbox , the club is advertising $19.95 membership fees, now taking into consideration that I was paying over $75.00 , I said why not? Why would I want to pay close to $80.00.
Sat down with gym Manager, and for $140.00 I could downgrade immediately to the $19.95 membership. No that was not a typo, I did pay the one hundred forty. Only to find out, that I would lose my gym towel privileges. Ok, sure I could live with that. Not.
See when I go to the gym , I bring all my supplies, water check, mat check, barrette for hair check and now the freakin towel? what? Not to mention if you bring a green bath towel with garden flowers from Anthropologie it sticks out like a sore thumb. And yes ppl do stare.
Just when I was forgetting and handling the whole towel situation, bam! now the NYSC is recommending that you sign up online for all classes prior to your arrival. Insert Emoji surprised face here. And it does not stop there: If you do not have top of the line membership, then you Premier Minions will have to call or stop in ONE HOUR PRIOR to pick up a Wishlist ticket. No I am not making this up. See the club is smart, they signed up a gazillion ppl w/ their $20.00 monthly fee, and to balance the overflow of new members , this mess happens.
Anyway, I just hope there are no more surprises, and if there are I will keep you posted. Now lets move on to the work-outs. I usually try to make time for 3 sessions of sculpting (weights) & at least 2 sessions of walking 3 miles each time I hit the treadmill. So far I have been averaging walking at a fast pace a total of 3 miles in aprox. 45 minutes. The treadmill sessions are the best, because since I don't have the TV on only my I-tunes, I do manage to observe lots.
There is the spitter, the moaner, the "you are not going to go faster than me" walker, and then me the one that does not know what to do with her arms. Yep, I read that you are not supposed to hold on to the treadmill in any way , shape or form. So I'm the one that is waving her arms around the air like the You Tube Amanda Bynes video where she is on the treadmill in flip flops.
OK , so moving along, this week Khloe K and A. Rose have had a twitter war of massive proportions. Its bad but good for us cause its juicy. And now Kanye went on the radio, and made matters worse today. Just read my TL for comments. My one comment that I will make is that since Khloe is requesting a "pow-wow" with Amber  , I really think Oprah should be handling this and make it a one hour special. Yes, Juicy Indeed.
I will stay-tuned
xo @latinabug_nj

what Khloe looks like after reading Amber Rose tweets

OF CARR & RECLASSIFIED...

On January 23rd, 2015 @carr2n tweeted: Finally, an essay worth giving a fuck about. (insert my surprise Emoji face here) lmao it was written by Mark Manson titled: " The subtle art of not giving a fuck" Lmao, it was great . So seriously , wtf with this week in journalism?? Woke up this a.m. and felt a void , yes that of not seeing on my TL tweets from the great journalist that is/was David Carr of the New York Times. See , I first encountered David when watching the movie Page One, focused on various journalists/editors at that time, and David really stood out to me at least. I don't necessarily agree that he was "the star" like many ppl mention. But I wanted to know more about him , so I did what I always do started following him on Twitter and yes I added his book to my Amazon wish list.
David indeed you will be missed, great that the NY Times decided to feature you on their cover page today , as you rightfully so deserve. Aggggh I cant stand grieving, we dont grieve we cope. Never underestimate the power of words. \
Speaking of words, since my gf Iggy was robbed at the Grammys, I was going to make this post about her and the tune that I'm totally hooked to: We in This Bitch , I will highlight the parts that I can relate to. Iggy was all over the news this week about here Papa Johns incident where the delivery guy texted her , is this really your number, is this really Iggy. Hell yeah I would have texted her too as a fan! Ha! Oh and like many other things I did research and no video of this yet , but I did find some interesting ppl on You Tube singing this and actually playing drums to it!!
And due to recent events , I pretty much feel that "We in this Bitch" together world.

Right, Iggy back no playtime 

I just gave y'all some break time to miss me

So stressed on what's next 

My last little bit of success ain't even hit me

So keep it light on the advice 

Look at us, we must be doing something right clearly

In convo I don't talk to to many

I just talk to fans that are feelin me now lets reflect

where we left on New Classic

I overstepped what was expected, 

blew past it so best bet is respect my perspective

or go get your sight checked for new glasses

The Fact is you combine the stats with the history

I made the message should be established

I guess what I'm explaining in laymen's is

Aint nothing about Ms. Azalea average

Now we in this b!tch

a minute get borin with no me in this b!tch

now we in this b!tch whats the world with no I-G-G 

in this b!tch?

Unpolished product of my environment 

tryna get the same type of love and respect as peers

I be rhyming with but everything is so one sided

and divided and biased that I cant get a fair

judge panel not in the slightest bit in light of this

I had to write a hit to get this type of chip

Riding Dick wont get me nowwhere

I aint that type of chick

Thats so unlady like especially knowing 

they be like Iggy this and Iggy that 

as you say it, say it right right they

might be playing but Iggy aint

Til' Iggy faint I just fill this Iggy bank

see I emerged from the smoke without a smudge

on me so back up off of me unless you got 

some love for me right 

Even when my backs against the wall

I still dont know fear and I wont shed a tear

cause when I think back I've seen it all

and everything that aint stopped me got me

got me here so...

Ok guys and gals you get the pic ... so shout out to my new tweep and you tuber : @I_AM_KarlozVega

he raps this better than I would , find him on You Tube

peace

xo

+latinabug nj 

this is how I feel about news this week :( 

OF MATCHMAKER & MOMMA MANZO

this is for Patty, when she Skype's with Chris

TGIF!!! YES, although I'm working tomorrow, working out and literally working and this weather does not help. It is bone chilling cold here in Jersey. So I am hibernating , and this does not help with the binge watching. Speaking of watching , yes I did purposely watch #Matchmaker on Bravo last nite to live tweet.
Since I can't really sum up all of my thoughts in 140 characters , here are my  observations: (bullets please)

• I can understand if you had a daughter to have to schlep all the way to LA from NJ because you want to tag along and see potential candidates, that is you had a DAUGHTER. This is a grown man, Momma Manzo can say my baby all she wants , but I will call my son baby until he is 23, after that you have to get game. 
• There are plenty of smart, well spoken, classy, sophisticated gals here in NJ, you do not need to stretch your umbilical cord all the way to CA to end up riding a horse on a cliff and then have your date turn into a comic character, this is not ComicCon. 
• Then your "matchmaker" is trying to Skype you, and to my surprise (not) what do I see in the corner of the screen? better yet in half the screen : Momma Manzo rearing her ugly head. Woman get a life. 
• Just because you rent a boat looking like you are on Miami Vice does not make you a millionaire, we have rented plenty of boats in the Bahamas. Rented.
• Maybe she (the momma) is clinging on to the baby since her other older son is in the closet or dating the stripper looking gal. Boy am I brutal today.

Moving on... in other news sad news this whole Bobbi Kristina , and don't even get me started : bullets again please>>>

• Bath tub: why on the planet earth do you have a bathtub? no seriously why? I once read that Janet Leigh lead actress in the movie Psycho (1960) was so terrified after filming that she never ever took a shower again. Ever. So being that your mom died in a bathtub , wouldn't you reconsider even having one.? I don't even have a bathtub, I have a shower only in my master bath and glass doors. Just in case Anthony Perkins decides to come back from the dead. 

Prayers , prayers , prayers and dont give up on Bobbi , last nite Anderson Cooper (Silver Fox) had this amazing story about +Martin Pistorius author of #ghostboy which I'm not sure Amazon has re-stocked cause they have been sold out. Martin was in a vegetative state for a very long time, until one of his nurses noticed that the whole time he was aware of everything that was going on around him. There is hope, dont pull the plug.
Wew, on more lighter news, The Hamptons be ready!! cause I'm coming , JULY summer, breeze, ocean !!! yes!! cannot wait to stick my toes in the sand. Love it there , always went there while married every summer. So thats like my second home. Yes I'm a Jersey gal w/ a Hamptonite twist.
And I am going to go to museums, everything and maybe clubbing hmmmmmmm> LOOK OUT LONG ISLAND!!
xo @latinabug_nj